7 Hot Chicks Who Aren’t Hot….

You tell a kid that a dog is called a cat long enough, and she’ll believe it’s a cat. In the same vane, when you’re fed garbage by the press for an extended period of time, you’ll acquire a taste for garbage. To whit, consider these famous women who have somehow been anointed as the “hotties” of Hollywood. Everybody loves a list, right? Well here’s a list of hot chicks who just ain’t hot:

1. Jennifer Lopez ~ I don’t get it, I really don’t. The “famous” butt? C’mon, really? Fat butts are a dime a dozen, just walk through downtown Grapevine at any hour of the day. Now she has a 23-year old Latin “mimbo” on her arm, guess he enjoys hoggin’.

2. Kim Kardashian ~ Sorry, she’s still the girl who got famous for internet porn with a rapper. Chases men like dogs do

“….heyyyyyyy girl…”

cars, has an ass like a mini-van, & stupid to boot. Somehow the public made her the most famous woman in America?

3. Kirsten Dunst ~ Gross. Face like a frying pan.

4. Katy Perry ~ Has a five-head (as opposed to a forehead), acts 15, not sure if you could pick out one feature that isn’t fabricated. Must be the boobs, but give it a few years. Russell Brand is no prize, but he’s no dummy either.

5. Danica Patrick ~ The epitome of “sports hot.” Like Mia Hamm before her, if you take her out of the race car & plop her into the food court at the Galleria, she looks like someone’s cute little sister.

6. Taylor Swift ~ see above, replace “sports hot” with “singer hot.”

7. Charlotte Johanssen ~ again, it’s amazing the impact boobs have on the male libido…am I missing something?

For the record, I do think there are several amazing celebrity women, maybe I’m just old & cranky. Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bosworth, Jessica Biel, Bryce Howard – all beauties, all seem to have an IQ above the flatline.

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